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Old February 22nd, 2005, 10:35 AM
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He is not happy about this!!

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Originally Posted by Cole v2.0

MR BUTCH WHY ALL THIS. IT IS LIKE YOUR WORKER DID IT TO ME AND YOU AGAIN. I THINK THAT YOU HAVE A GOOD BUSINEES THERE SO THAT IS WHY I SENT YOU MY PAYMENT. YOUR WORKERS NEED TO GET FIRED FOR THE DAMAGE THAT THEY DID TO ME TODAY. I HAD TO SPEND 960 IN CASH FOR THAT TRASH SO CALLED LAPTOP WITH A MANS DICK ON THE SCREEN FOR THE SCREEN. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT NOW
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Old February 22nd, 2005, 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Butch Driveshaft

Hello Cole.

I am very upset that this has happened to you as well.

Since early this morning, we have had at least 6 customers call in with problems like you specify, about their shipment being wrong.

If at all possible, can you please send me photos of what that idiot has done to you.

I am totally pissed off, and most of this is my fault for hiring that asshole. I took matters into my own hands this morning, and I need your confidence that this will not leave this email. I have something to show you that may make you feel a little better, but does not replace your $960.

NO ONE WILL EVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HIM FUCKING AROUND WITH ANYONE AGAIN.

I have attached some photos of what I had some of my other workers do to him this morning.

Please, I need to to make this up to you, let me know what I can do.

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WARNING, THESE ARE QUITE GRAPHIC:


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Holy Sh*t!



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Originally Posted by Cole v2.0

I have seen the email. I want you to know that it is good that you stand up for your company. I would to the same thing and now this show me that you are a man of business. Be carefull of what you do with him body now I do not want too see the police come to you for a bad thing. you are a success now. So you can make
the arrangement for the delivery to his address in U.S.A,Kindly please bear
with Me.
SHIPPING ADDRESS
NAME C/O: CHRISTAIN xxxxxx
ADDRESS: xx-xx xxxxxx xxxx,
CITY: xxxxxxxxxx QUEENS
STATE: NEW YORK
ZIP CODE: xxxxx
COUNTRY: UNITED STATE OF AMERICA.
N.B : I talk to my clients about the 20 pieces and he added saying that he
will make payment for the 20 pieces as soon as he received the four laptops.
So mail back when you are sending the four laptops to the US address.
I will look forward to hear from you ASAP.
Best Regards...
Shipment 2 will be on its way soon!

EDIT: ADDRESS REMOVED TO PROTECT POSSIBLEY INNOCENT DROP OFF LOCATION

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Anyone here from that area? It would be nice to get a pic of the NY lad signing for the ANUS shipment. Or at the very least scope out the area. Shit in NY, it's not like anyone would even give a shit about it anyway.
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Old February 22nd, 2005, 01:56 PM
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Yes, it would be nice to have a "Eye" for the ANUS in N.Y.

The group shipment will be next week, all interested PM me please.
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Old February 22nd, 2005, 03:31 PM
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Replied back to him, letting him know of the delay in shipment # 2 (so i can wait for the fine art work from my fellow TSB members!)

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Originally Posted by Butch

We will have the rest of the laptops on Friday or Monday.

I will let you know what day exactly so you can send DHL here again.

Thanks for understanding everything so far, I know it has been quite a
experience for you. It has been quite a experience for me too.

I am happy that after the month or so that we have been dealing with
eachother, we are finally able to get this done with.

If your customer seriously wants the 20 laptops, I will give him a special
deal.

Let him know he will never find a ANUS like mine, and I can give him some
references on people who have had my ANUS before.

thanks Cole,

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The greatest part about this whole thing,

I WILL BE IN THAT AREA THAT WEEKEND!!

I totally forgot about that.

I will think of a master plan now...
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We have Audio Confirmation of the Anus Shipment for Monday!!
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Address change for tomorrow's shipment, but I'm going to delay it a few more days:

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Dear Butch

I've spoke with my client concerning the address, he said the address i sent to you was the resident address, but he want the laptop to be ship to the office .

So here is the office address you should ship to below .

C/O xxxxxxxx xxxxxxx

Address- xxxxxxxxxxxxxx,

City-San Bernardino,

State-Califonia

Zip code-92407.

Give me estimation for the 20 laptops so I may send the payment immediately after the 4 laptops is been delivered, but make sure you give me a good deal as you said ealier.

I will call the DHL to come for the 4 laptops on monday as we've agreed, please make sure there is no mistake this time when they arrive to pick it up .

I look forward to your thought .

Cole.
This will make the shipment cost worse for him, since N.Y. was close to me.

Anyone near the new address to play Detectivce for me?
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Got some great Audio to back this up.

Although I said I am going to reschedule the shipmnt till Wednesday, it wont be till next week:

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Got somemore Audio, we are both very pissed in this one.

This guy has the potential to be a smaller version of Charlie Bishop

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Old February 28th, 2005, 10:51 PM
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I did not realize that he sent me a email shortly after I got off the phone with him. Generally I do not check my Anus email, its so filled with spam and generic 419 emails.

this is a good one:

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Originally Posted by Cole v2.0

I call you to talk and now you seem difrent to me. You do not reat your customer with repect and i demand that. I want to tell you the DHL will be there wednesday and you scream alot on the hook and i can not hear at all and then you scream more on the hook. PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME THAT THERE WILL BE ANOTHER DEALY FOR ALL THE LAPOTOP AND I DID NOT GET THE QUOTE FOR ANYTHING AND IF I ASK YOU AGAIN IT WILL ONLY MEAN THAT YOU WILL SCREAM AT ME ON THE HOOK. TREAT ME WITH THE RESPECT AS A CUSTOMER AND YOU WILL RECIVE THE BUSINESS.

I WAIT FOR THE QUOTE FOR THE 20 ANUS FOR MY CLIENT AND DO NOT YELL ANY MORE TO ME AT ALL ON THE HOOK OR THAT WILL SHOW YOU HOW I CAN BE ON THE HOOK.
COLE.


This is not a dead, but ill call this a mad.

I'll push him to a dead soon enough!
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Here it is as of now. I told Him that I will be away until Wednesday, but that is just another setup for shipment #3. I will tell him tomorrow that I will NOT be in on Wednesday, but my guys will take care of it back at the factory.

I hope there is not any of those pesky naughty employees left back at the factory, because I wanna see shipment #2 full of Anus Laptops for Cole v.20.

Soe now have confirmation on shipment #3, which is 20 laptops (but really will be 26, cause this shipment #2 will be fucked of course. This will be 4 huge veryheavy boxes, and I hope it goes to Lagos. Will be a pretty penny.

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Dear Butch

I was upset to talk to you in that manner am sorry.

I have re scheduled the pick up Your pickup has been scheduled for Wednesday, March 02 2005, between 4:00 P.M. and 5:00 P.M.


Concerning the 20 laptops, am okay with the amount and I will send you the payment.

Send me the tracking number as soon as the package leave your office and make sure it is ship to the Califonia address I sent to you .

I will call you soon have a nice time

Cole.





----- Original Message -----
From: butch@anuslaptops.com
To: "Bally Collins"
Subject: Re: pick up scheduled
Date: Tue, 1 Mar 2005 00:05:32 -0800



Today you caught me in a bad mood, I am sorry.

I will take care of you on the next shipment, here is the price for 20 laptops $16,000 even. Keep in mind that 20 laptops will be 4 very very big boxes.



If you change your mind, and want less, the price is going to be very very different. This is the price for 20, and anything less will be alot different.

Thanks for everything, call me wednesday.

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Old March 1st, 2005, 04:55 PM
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In some cases the scammer calls the drop off location "the client".

This is why you will hear "my client has said you shipped me junk".

In most cases "the client will open the package to inform the scammer of the contents.

Let's hope they do in this case.

I will also get the phone # of the drop off recipient of the Anus, see where we can go from there.

One thing is for sure, when the destination is Lagos from here, there is not a chance of that scenario.
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I did not have enough time to make the ANUS, but I filled this particular box to the brim with shit.

Very Very heavy, the dhl dude will have to open both doors to get it outa my store, and will have to definitly open both of his van doors to get ths box in the van.

I'll take pics of that too, if he lets me like he usually does.

This is a box from a 29" Television.

Here is what we have, and thanks for the contributions:


























The dollar is there for a reference to the size of the box.
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Thanks for the replies, and thanks for the Help Boston Boomer. We have discovered that there are several Nigerians in that area.

Cashmere, this should be there by Monday I believe, but I will post tracking as it comes in.

Here are the shots of the Anus as it is taken away:













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Here is the setup for Shipment #3.


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I just wanted to let you know, as soon as you and I got off the phone, I had to leave the shipping department.

I left Wilson in charge to make sure that your laptops are packed correctly, with alot of packing materials so the laptops do not get banged around in shipping.

He has just called my cellphone and let me know that DHL just with your big box of laptops.

Wilson is a very trustworthy person, so we do not have to worry about him.

He was not even suppsed to be in work today, he is supposed to be on vacation, but he wanted to come in just for 1 hour today, just to help with your shipment, before he leaves at the end of the day for his 2 week vacation.

Let me know if there is anything else I can do for you, I will give you the tracking number tomorrow when I get it.

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Would Wilson fraud a fraud man, and betray Anus Laptops?

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It seems that I was just a drop off location for Buffy's bear, because it went right back to a scammer.

Got a email from Cole v2.0. Shipment #3 looks very promising!

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Dear Butch

I got your email about my order. I hope that this boy who packed the laptop is a trusted. This is a important client in califonia and this is not good to have me spend the money on shiping him something else than laptop only for my client to want to get mad at me and you.

Please make sure that it all went ok and let me know what the package look like so I can tell him to prepare a space to put it in his office.

I will make the payment for 20 more anus next week and please let me know when they can go out to another client that I have in Nigeria, Lagos.

And I want to know what cellphone that you carry there and will incluse the payment for them too next week.

I am waing for your email now.

Cole.


These shipments may go on for some time!

I will be verifing to whom thet are going too (thanks Boston Boomer), we do not want to have any innocents involved with any of this.
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Old March 3rd, 2005, 08:54 AM
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AND SOONER THAN WE THOUGHT! NEXT DAY DELIVERY!!

Here it is, in the system now, note the delivery time!



He may figure that the credit card info may bounce at any time, so he figures get it before so.

Little does he know, his credit is always good with my ANUS!
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how did this shithead pay for this batch of Anus? did he send you fake check?
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Old March 3rd, 2005, 09:47 AM
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Heya PEE PEE, he paid me with a fake credit card.

I usually do not like to do freight baits with those, but I made a exception on this one.

Glad I made that decision for this one, cause he is a 419 retard for sure.
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Already in California!

Will be shipped very soon.

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Delivery Attempt, no one home!

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That is very possible.

Boston Boomer did some investigating for me, and the current address does show nigerians living there, and the surrounding habitants.

I'll call DHL and find out if there has been a addy change, but I doubt it for some reason.
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They finially put all the details in the tracking system.

The box is 105lbs! LOL




I wonder where ANUS #3 is gonna go?
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We have the delivery!! No nasty email yet though:

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Just recieved this from Coolie:

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IT HAS DONE IT AGAIN. MY CLIENT TELL MEE THAT ALL OF THE BOX HAD EMPTY BAD COMUTER BONES AND SABD WITH KID TOY. I DONT HAVE THTA CLIENT NOQ BEOCOS OF YOUR BUSINEES. HE NOW WILL BRING ME TO COURT BECI\OSE OF ALL THESE THING YOUR BOY PUT IN TEH BOX. TELL HIM THAT I KNOW SOME BOYS THAT CAN GET HIM FOR THAT OR THE FBI POLICE WILL GET HIM. EXPECT MY CALL DO DISCUSS HOW TO FIX ALL THIS BAD PROBMELS.

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Thanks for the welcome back, time square is as busy as ever!

I used to listen to Phish alot, a while ago.

Shot this back off to Cole, looks like Wilson didnt make it:

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Hello Cole,

I just want you to know I am fucking furious. I can not believe that Wilson would do this to me. Randal told me before he went on vacation he took 30 ANUS laptops with him.

I paid a visit to his house a short while ago, and guess what. He was fucking there. That little asshole sold almost all of them, and in my fury, I did something that I should have not done, but I am so fucking tired of people walking all over me in this company.

This is the last time this fuck will ever do something like this to anyone again. Please do not show anyone these photos, I just wanted to prove to you, that I am loyal, and all about business.

Please let me know what we can do to resolve this, maybe I can cut the price down alot for the 20 peices your other client needs.

Please, I am so sorry cole.

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Old March 7th, 2005, 09:18 AM
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I thought a few of you would get a kick outa it! I was sad not to see referencees to the GOV or the Clique, but we have a reference to his "Boy", maybe we can get a pic of his "Boy" ?

It looks like Cole is ready for shipment #3, got this email from him this morning in my ANUS inbox:

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Butch, I want you to know what you are doing to all the boys in your factery is bad. I know what you are feeling but you will be in jail if they all find out what is there. Be careful. Taking a pic o fit is bad too and make sure you put him in a place to one can see like a river with stones tied to his foot or burn him.

Now mr.Butch about my business, we have paid for shipping 2 tiomes already and have nothin but garbage 2 times and its a time waste for us. i want to do this. send me 25 laptops not my 20 and we can call everything a deal. I need you to pack them becos i do not want a mans dick or sand or computer bones or kid toys for my shipment. I want you to do it again and no one can but you. In my business i can not have them laugh at me and it cant hapen again or this busiess is over.

If you agree with this tell me so i can prepare for the payment to you.

god bless you and watch out

cole
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Old March 7th, 2005, 10:26 AM
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I think I will send this shipment out next week.

I hope this one goes back to Nigeria, because a box of 25 anus, will be a huge one.

Just looks at the size of just 5!

I hope we can get #4 out of him, but shipment #3 will be HUGE.
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Old March 9th, 2005, 11:03 AM
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In the near future, we will definilty have Anus Cellular. Lads love cellphones.

I may be sending him a old washing machine, I have to see if I can find A box for it.

The ANUS will be going out Monday:

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Mr Butch I want to know from you that this will be a honest shipment beocs i can not waste more money on this things that they all send to me. If you agree to it let me know and i will send my payment information to you on friday and i will make dhl be there for monday.
Do not have them pack my goods in with other thing that i do not need becos now they need to know that you will kill them and i will waste more money on the shipping total.
We do not need deaths and i do not need more junk in freight.

God bless you and the workers left

Cole


I like this guy, he has character.

After next week, he will also have a dead washing machine hopefully!
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Old March 9th, 2005, 11:11 AM
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now they need to know that you will kill them and i will waste more money on the shipping total.
We do not need deaths and i do not need more junk in freight.

God bless you and the workers left
Words fail me at this point. This is one twisted Mugu.

Did I hear you say WASHING MACHINE!
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Old March 9th, 2005, 11:14 AM
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Yeah, I wanna use this old dead washing machine, but wouldn't a Refrigerator
be better?

I could not imagine the shipping charges to Lagos with that. would seriously be a small fortune!

TB, thats funny as hell. Shipping a empty box to me.

You could but a high value on the box, and say the contents "fell out", lol.

How would you pack it? A box ina Box? heh
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Old March 9th, 2005, 11:24 AM
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I will make the washing machine INTO the anus laptop.

It will be the biggest laptop on earth.

I can put "custom messages" on it from all you guys, maybe a pic or 2 as well.
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