Old November 14th, 2004, 12:31 PM
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Summary: Scammer sends in a FAKE check to me in order buy some laptops. Instead of sending him laptops, I send him junk at his expense.

This took about 3 weeks to get, and I didnt think he was gonna go for it.

This mail actually came from US, but he is from LAGOS, NIGERIA

I told him the only way i would ship immediately upon the arrival of a check, is if he sent me the funds for shipping costs in cash.

This is for some laptops, and his secretary made a blunder and sent a $4500 check instead of a $4000, so I must send the excess funds of $500 back to him.

He expects me to send funds in a record breaking "45 minutes" time of arrival of the check and money. I MUST BE ON MY WAY NOW!


I signed for this via UPS with the signature: MUGU

This will make for some Great Audio when he calls.

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I just recieved thie email:
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DEAR MR. WILSON BUCKLE

I HAVE TRACK THE ORDER AND SEE YOU HAVE THE FUNDS AND CHEQUE. PLEASE CASH THE CHEQUE AND SEND THE REMAINY FUNDS TO MY ADDRESS I GAVE YOU IN MY LETTER. ALSO MAKE SURE THAT MY ANUS LAPTOPS ARE SHIPPED WITH FASTER METHOD TODAY.

I AWAIT YOUR EMAIL AND CAN I PLEASE HAVE YOUR MOBILE AND PRIVATE NUMBERS.

COLE
Heh, notice the "Anus" referance? I sold him some Anus brand laptops. Not to be confused with Asus!

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THE PLOT GETS THICKER!!!

I told him that I can't CASH the check like he instructs me in email, the teller told me I have deposit it, and have to wait 5-10 days for it to clear.

I told him that I would be willing to send tha laptops anyways, if he sent a shipping courier to pick up the laptops on his behalf (sound familiar? ) and then i would refund the $200 he sent me in the transfer of the extra funds that he sent me when the check clears.

So now he thinks if he has to wait 5-10 days for the check to clear, that i will know the check is fake cause it will bounce in that amount of time.

SO HE COMPLIES AND TELLS ME HE IS SENDING UPS THERE TOMORROW TO PICK THEM UP

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I WILL SEND UPS THERE TOMORRTOW MAKE SURE MY GOODS ARE PACKAGED AND READY TO GO I WILL INSTRUCT THEM TO PICK THEM UP BETWEEN 10 AND 5 O,CLOCK YOUR TIME. IF YOU CAN SEND 1 EXTRA LAPTOP YOU CAN KEEP THE REMAING BALANCE AND 200 SO THATS 700 AND I WILL SEND YOU REMAING BALACE VIA CHECK SOON WITH NEXT LARGER ORDER.


COLE
Tomorrow we will package up 5 to 7 rather large boxes of misc garbage with a broken laptop that has "ANUS" inscribed on the screen.

I'll take pictures of the garbage in the morning!

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OK EVERYTHING IS PACKED, AND I HAVE CONFIRMATION FROM UPS THEMSELVES THAT THEY ARE COMMING FOR A PICKUP ON THE MUGU'S BEHALF.

REMEMBER HE IS PAYING FOR THIS AT HIS OWN EXPENSE WHEN HE PICKS THEM UP

Here is what we packaged for him






One of the boxes is backed tightly with dead cdroms, which is very very heavy.

I will take a pic of the UPS paperwork, and ups guy carrying out the boxes later.

I have calculated that every 30lbs from here to his location is $478 US dollars. There is approx 200lbs of stuff here.


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Old November 14th, 2004, 12:36 PM
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THIS PHOTO SPEAKS FOR ITSELF:






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They picked up one of the boxes and felt this it was too heavy, so they went and got a hand-truck. UPS has come and gone. This is very exciting. This load of crap cost him well over 2 grand.


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UPS is dropping off the tracking #'s any minute, they were not available yesterday right when they picked up the packages. I'll take a pic of the paperwork, and take a screen shot of the "UPS ONLINE TRACKING" progress via their website.


got a funny email earlier:


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PLEASE SEND ME THE TRACKING NUMBUR FOR MY ANUS IT IS IMPORTANT THAT I HAVE THESE FOR THE TRADE SHOW WE HAVE ALOT OF CUSTOMER THIS YEAR AN I KNOW WE WILL BY ALOT MORE OF YUOR ANUS. I CAN BE REACHED AT xxxxxxxxx. WHAT OTHER BRAND LAPTOP DO YOU HAVE.


COLE

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OH THE EXCITEMENT!!!!








You will see, that one package is 80lbs. 2 other packages are less, and 1 is 70.


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I just sent him an email:


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I have very very bad news. The Bank has called me and told me that the
check is a FRADULENT CHECK.


I dont know how this can be so. I trusted you. why would you do this to me?


The $200 you gave me does not cover the labors costs and materials!!!!


I WANT THE LAPTOPS BACK IMMEDIATLY. YOU ARE TAKING WHAT IS NOT YOURS!


I WANT MY LAPTOPS ASAP I AM NOT HAPPY.


WILSON T

lets see if he ever replies back.


here is the progress of the junk:



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Here is the tracking update, with a interesting activity note:





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I guess he didnt have enough funds for this attempt, maybe it was because oh the high valued I declared the shipment was. LOL


Hopefully he can borrow some money off a friend, or possible investment partner.



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Old November 14th, 2004, 12:41 PM
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his reply finally:


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hello, am really sorry about all this and i believe the problem is from my client that send you the che4que and i will handly him to the fbi now and i will report him as soon as posssible.
please i dont whant you to think that way i will make sure that i will send you the money as soon as possible i dont whant you to think that way that bad.
i will handly every thing and i want you to trusth me about all this.
thanks a lot for your understading.

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My response:


I do not understand how you can deal with people like your client. This is very bad for our business, and as you know, my Anus laptops are top of the line and very expensive. I am not sure if you have my anus in your hands as of now, but I except you to send me another check THAT IS NOT FRAUD.


I know you will like my anus, many have before. Those are the newest anus on the block, and like I said, my anus is very very expensive, and only special customers were allowed to buy my anus.


I must add, those are a special version, my anus is black.


PLEASE I BEG OF YOU, SEND ME THE FUNDS FOR THE LAPTOPS, IT IS VERY IMPORTANT, I DO NOT WANT TO GET THE AUTHORITIES INVOLOVED!


Wilson T.
Anus Laptops

So, thanks Charlie Fake! for the tip, he now knows no authorities as of yet!


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WOW! Thanks Johnd200!! Great work..


I have found the real Address from UPS:


TOOK ADDY OFF FOR NOW


I guess he got enough money up somehow, because:


The packages have been received today. I hope there was no shipping damage; I do not want him to complain.


Ladies and gentleman, he has my anus in his possession.








his email to me:


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Hello my client just contacted me now that there was no anus laptops in what you send and the was rubish in all and one laptop with word anus on it that you did what you send please can you tell me what is going on about that before i will send you the cheque cause i have ordered my client to send you another client and i want you to tell me the kind of laptops you send and pix of it.
please i need the truth from you. did you really send the real anus on not let me know now.

my reply:



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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?


Are you trying to get more goods from me now???


You are a liar and a cheat. And you send fake checks!!!!!


We have sent valuable laptops to you, and this is what you do to me? You lie about the package and send me fake funds?


Either you are lying to me or your so-called client is lying so you can get more expensive goods for free.


If you do not wire me the funds, or send another check, i will call the FBI soon!


If this is the truth, send me a picture of the goods that you say are rubbish. I know you can not do that because it is not true. Don’t send me just a picture of some junk; i want to see your client with the junk.


THAT’S THE ONLY WAY I CAN HELP YOU, I NEED PROOF!!!!


I am a real business man, and stand behind my goods. YOU DO NOT!!!


YOU ARE A BAD BUSINESS MAN, A LIAR, A CHEAT, AND A FAKE CHECK SENDER!!!



Wilson Tarbuckles
Senior Anus Inspector

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I love the ANSU logos, I should def make a website for that, or take up someones generous offer and have them build the brief site for be, due to my lacking website skills!


Thanks for ALL of the replies, I really appreciate it.


Well, this is my 1st death threat from this bait. I guess I'm "dead by the sun"


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You think you know but you dont my vlient knoews the fbi in your city. You will be ded by syunset tell all goodbye. do you think you can fraud us you can not. expect it all soo I know your name and Wilson turnbuckle will not see tomorrow and i know the governor of your state so expect to be dead or in jail,. If you send the anus to us we will forget this happened the fates is up to you now. Let me know tonite or expect death by the sun anus or death or jail

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just got this email as we speak:


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you will die with a fraued with you

I see the Anus brand laptops have affected his english skills highly. Maybe I should have included "Mavis Beacon Teaches English" on his Anus.


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I sent him this last night


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I am a man of my word and my word is my bond (taken from me and Rookie’s Chukwa bait). If in fact there was some type of mistake with shipping, I will be sure to fix this problem, but the bank did say that check was fraud.


I need to know what expenses you have incurred with this possible mixed up shipment of our Anus Laptops.


Reply to me ASAP so I can investigate this matter further, for I have a meeting with the Bank today to discuss this problem with the check..


I am glad I am not dead yet,
Wilson Tarbuckles
Senior Anus Advisor


He finally responed a little while ago.


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I know your not dead yet I make it like that my client told me all the costs and is a lot for what you did he oait more than 1300 to get the boxes to his busines and ups make mistake with address to he change it and costs more money but then he paid taxes for the boxes and was more then 900butt to get them we have to pay a friend who helps with getting them and we gave him 200 for extra cost and all si cash because of frauds so they need us to pay cahs. Please goto bank to make sure and send our funds via western union and real anus to us this time. If not I will instruct the govenor and hit squad for WILSON TUNBUNKLES.

This guy makes less and less sense as the bait goes on, but he at least admits the money spent on shipping.


I was talking with Rookie303 on the phone and he suggested that i send him the picture i posted for public use of MONEY, and tell him there was a big mistake, it was not his check that was "FRAUD" but someone elses, and I was able to withdraw the funds.


I will also instruct him to call me and send pics of the Rubish so i can send him another package.


I'll do that soon.


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Sorry I have not responded more to your comments, it has been very busy in this store for the past few days.


I appreciate deeply the comments everyone is adding.


He responded again with this today.


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You probly know by now that I have not dead you yet. I will give you another try to send the anus computers tio us or I will have to do what I sad to you. My client said you fraud and I say you frauds and you take our money that make you to be a thief. If you do not send our money backj in forull or send us the anus you will not live too long. I gave my client your email address and you personal phone numbers so expect a call and I know that death in your city may not be a big thing so you will be found dead without anyone to know abiout it for some months. i have already contaced your govenor and he knows who you are now wilsion.

What is funny, the emails that i get now seems to be from a different person in the beginning of the bait. I definitly think that they switch off.


Im still not quite sure about how I want to persue this on, I still have some ideas, I'll post a little later about it, very busy in here today.


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I just shot him this email, im sure he will be very happy to play some more!


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Hello, and Great Day.


I know this email may come to you as a surprise so i will make this brief. As you know I had the meeting with the Bank today to discuss the check. As I found out, It was not your check that was fraudulent, but another valued customers. I am very sorry about all this, and I apologize for blaming you of that terrible act.


I am sorry to confuse you with a low-life money scamming idiot who will get nowhere in life, and who's final days of life could anticipate a restful sleep in the bowels of hell.


Attached to this email is a picture of the money that is yours, that you have sent me via the check. Now that I know you are a real business man and not a scam artist, I will gladly send you the Anus’s if you could just please send me a picture of the goods you describe as “Rubish”.


Let me know what you think, and have a blessed weekend


Wilson Tarbuckles
Anus Laptops

This is the Photo that i posted over a week ago of myself, I just edited out what i wrote before and added this:




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Old November 14th, 2004, 12:47 PM
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Got this very nice email today! I am so happy.


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I want to thanks for the bank rep and you from now knowing that I am a businne man and make me seriouasly. That is a lot of our money you shwed me anf for you to faruad would mean death from the gonvenor that is in your state that knows me and my family close. I will send ups there again for monday please have the real anus packed up this time and take photo to send my client so we know this time it is the real anus and not 4 boxes of garbage that we have to paid thousands for. I need these for the trade expo that has already started in my area. I also expect the western union money transfer of extra funds and also think about the money y made me waste already.
Now, here is where is gets real nice.


I have talked to security at UPS, and let them know the whole deal. Outside of them finding this terribly funny, there is a good chance of Authorities waiting for whoever signs for the ANUS, weather it is a residential drop off, or a pickup at the hub.


The good thing about this is, I will know when / where this will happen, and will make for great photos!!!!


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This is a overtime-sunday-lad. I hope he gets paid holidays and sick time.


What does the Governor mean to this guy anyways?


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Wilson I am still waitng for your confirm on the laptops and please send me the pohoto of anus so I can send to my client so I can send ups theer to pick up the non fraund items. The governor is getting closer so please do not let us down. We are allreday to do what we have to do becuasw we now your first and last names wilson tarbuckles, and I think we know what you look like white and are a male man. So now that you know we know you should get the laptops ready for delivery. Me and the governor are waiting online for your response. And the clique mob is also ready.
My reply:


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Dear Mr. Cole


Thanks so much for your precious email. I have attached in this email 2 pictures of your Anus Brand Pentium 4 laptops.


In consideration of this terrible mishap, I am sending double amount of the Anus, which will have to be paid in the 14 day term that we give our business customers.


There is no need to have the Governor or the Clique Mobsters kill me, I am a real business man, and as you can see, I am making up for my wrongfull conceptopns.


I forgot to ask you in my previous email, are you paying for my Anus shipment? We do not use UPS, so I do not have a account with them.


Have a great Sunday
Wilson Tarbuckles
Anus Laptops

So now he thinks, if he is going to get 2 times the amount of laptops(although it look like 3 or 4 times), it may be worth it for him again. But he forgot about the money transfer modalities this time.


He wrote back a short while later:


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I RECEIVED YOU EMAIL AND THANKS YOU. THE ANUS LOOK GOOD AND UPS WILL BE THERE BETWEEN 9 TAN 6 O,CLOCK YOUR TIME. I PROVIDE CASH FOR UPS AGAIN FOR PAYMENT SO NO YOU WORRY. I WILL PAY YOU THE FUNDS IN2 WEEK LIKE YOU PREFER FOR EXTRA ANUS AND HAVE TOLD THE GOVNOR AND CLQUE MOB TO RELAX. UNTIL TOMORROW


COLE
I will be in touch with UPS security tomorrow morning for a followup.


Wouldnt it suck if he were watching this thread unfold?


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lol, great job guys on the images.


I talked to UPS this morning, they told me not to go overboard with the packages.


I insisted that I wanted to send 15 boxes of quality merchandise, but he insisted that I only pack one box, and I could put whatever I liked inside.


If for some reason, COLE is able to see the contents, I made it of ANUS quality.


80LBS OF ANUS









UPS has not arrived as of yet, so I threw him out an email:


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Hello Mr. Cole


I hope this day finds you well, you deserve every ray of sunshine the lord has struck upon you.


I am not sure if you are aware of this by now, but UPS has not visited our establishment as of yet to pick up your Anus. Although it is still early in the day.


We have had them packed and ready to go since Sunday, and I have been here in Anus Manufacturing since 6:00am this morning to make sure all is well for your parcels.


As soon as they do arrive here, I will be sure to relay the tracking information of your Anus to you, so you can see where your Anus is at all times. I myself like to watch your Anus travel.


I will be in touch soon,
Wilson Tarbuckles
Anus Laptops Inc.
Senior Inspector
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Got this email from cole:


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Dhl will be there soon make sure to give the airway bill to me as soon as they leave you r location. Not use ups because this ships will goto Nigeria this time for other trade show cause we missed it this on please let me know when the goods go because I have to inform the govenor and the clique.
That fucks up my whole plan. I will be on the phone wirh DHL very soon to let them know what is going on, hopefully they can help.


DAMN.


Anywho, heres the pics of DHL (airborne express):




This really pisses me off. Hopefully DHL has the same response as UPS with this issue.


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THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS.


He wrote:


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I called dhl and they say there is one box and we are surprised now I dont understand so many anus in one box what are you doing? If you fraud us once more we will all come and get you and like I said they wont know WILSON TURNBUCKLES is gone for a month until they find you dead. The govenor and the clique are also very close and waiting for my call so let me know know if this is the opther fraud you do onto us or not. Because this is the life or this is the dead to you,


Cole
I retaliated with:


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Dear Mr. Cole


Thanks for your precious email; you have a way with words I must add. When I saw DHL here rather than UPS, I was quite perplexed at 1st, but I know you need these ASAP so I adapted to the new situation.


I consolidated the entire Anus into 1 box to save you shipping charges, and that is why 1 box weighs 80lbs. It is 80lbs of Anus’s.


I do not want you to pay too much for shipping like the other delivery, in which I am sorry for.


Please instruct the Governor and the Clique Mob not to kill me, I love my life, and I love my family. This is why I gave you almost triple the amount of Anus Laptops (with a 2 week term of payment of excess laptops).


You may notice a strange smell from your anus. Do not worry; it is the packing material we used to wrap the laptops tightly in the box.


Your Anus will not smell if you keep it in a well ventilated area for 30 minutes. You could also try to clean your Anus every now and then, that would not hurt either.


There is no Fraud here, just some Anus brand Laptops.


Yours Forever
Wilson Tarbuckles
Anus Packer
This guy is such a boob, and his scare tactics are to be desired....

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Old November 14th, 2004, 12:50 PM
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I called DHL today to get a update on the package, because it was not posted as of yet what the details were on their website.


I called, and they informed me that there was a 'DHL Airway Bill change' on the # that was on the original airway bill. He also added there was no more information available at that point, so he also gave me a Trace #, that i can use tomorrow to see what is up.


Here is the screenshot I get when I use the new DHL Airway Bill #





As you can see, there is no information at all on that page, does not even tell me where it was sent from. (me of course)


When you view a wrong #, the results are differnt, it just tells you it a wrong #. The screenshot I posted at least shows us its in the system, but is not telling me any real info. Hopefully the DHL Tracer dude will help some tomorrow.


This plot is definitly getting a whole lot thicker, and I am sure if the LAD is as confused as I am about the shipping, more death threats on the way


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i think we have fraud again because now that i am not happy i can see that the tracking does not work and now dhl will not help they say no information is there and now the ship number does not work and they dontt know why until later. please tell me if i have to get the clique snd the govnor to come by tommorw because i have to tell them soon they are very busy in your area. we have already paid thousands for what you call goods but is only garbage that we will have to throw out and 2 laptops that do not work no matter how long we try and the words on the screen say the name but are not the laptop i orderd. let me know how to dead you because i will try to do that way of dead and more. we have discussed this and now know that we want half of the money back and all the anus shipment or by the time you go to bed tonight you will asleep a dead man and may not wake up. or we will take WILSON TARBUCKLES away from your home you are at right now and tell your loved family we have you to get all funds back from the 2 frauds you have done to us,. you have a lot of choice so chose to be dead or you will die a bad death. if we chose to call you soon it will be a bad call . if you get a call an it’s a hung up that is us with a call of death so watch for the clique soon be prepared.

I am so speechless here. There are so many phrases here that I want to emphasize on, but I do not know where to start.


I love the fact that he states that he can not get the 2 laptops that I sent him to work no matter what he tries. Hmmm...I wonder why? Was it becuase I was jumping on them? Was it becuase I took out 70% of the internal components that make it turn on?


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From Shiver and BreadandBudder from eater:


Ladies and gentlemen. For your delectation I present the photographs taken at approximately 11.20am this morning



Walking through the front gate, we see signs on the window to alert callers to enter the premises via the rear. Perhaps this is why our scammer has so much interest in the Anus range?


FRONT OF HOUSE



We meet our target, obviously not ready for visitors and looking like he had just dragged himself out of bed:


TIRED



PERPLEXED


THICK AS TWO SHORT PLANKS?



Shortly after the successful meeting, handshakes take place:


HAPPY TO MEET YOU. DO YOU LIKE ANUS?


HA HA! YES. I REALLY WOULD LIKE TO GET MY HANDS ON BUTCH!



Breddan searches for signs of Anus:


HELLOOOOOO!



The happy scammer shows us what he would like fixed on his door:


"WELL ER... LIKE, I RECEIVED SOME CRAP THROUGH THE POST. GOT PISSED OFF AND THREW IT THROUGH THE DOOR WINDOW"



Some packing material we found laying around:


PACKAGING #1


PACKAGING #2



Councillor Breddan Butter measures up the broken fence to calculate the repair cost:


MAN AT WORK



And finally, the document that the scammer so kindly signed:


YES, I REALLY AM THIS DUMB!





I also have some audio, but to be honest the quality isn't great as it was quite windy and ruined most of it. However. I'll get it cleaned up as much as possible and upload it here later today.


thanks guys!!


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Originally Posted by shiver metimbers
OK I've done the best I could with pretty crappy audio, and you can hear the results below. Note that I whilst I was taking the pictures I had to put the recorder into my pocket, so that is what is causing the muffled voices!


90% of the audio is here, I just edited out some really grotty bits and some private chat between myself and Breddan as we were walking away down the road!

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I just got off the phone with DHL they will give me a call at the end of the day with information on the shipment.


This is very odd, not sure what may have happened, and even morfe curious about why the airway bill changed, and why they dont have info on it.


Anywho, my egar lad sent another email:


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if you are reading this then you are not dead yet but you are almost dead. Reply to me so I can get the clique over there to finsh you dead. Dhl does not have information so that mest mena you fraud us again and we dont get frauds. By the time you reads this know that they are on their way unless you tell me not to send them becos you have news for me,. they will kill you 2 times 1 time for before and 1 time for now. i will be happy when you atre dead becos you wiont be alive long. tell you fdamily that the govenor is coming


cole.

His death threats have to go down in history for being the funniest.


"I will make sure you die by laughter, we will have the Clique Mob tell you jokes until you can not breathe"


I would so love to email him the document that shiv and BB had him sign.


Myabe when this bait is over (will it ever be over??!??) I just may do that.

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Old November 14th, 2004, 12:55 PM
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While I was on the phone with Rookie303, within 10 minutes i got 2 more emails. We were laughing as I read them to him.


this one:


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Please what is ging on i have not been here from you all this while



then a few minutes later i got:


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DEAD



Obviously now, there are several poeple working together that do not stay in great contact with eachother.


2 different lads using the same email address, and 1 lad in Manchester engaged in photo shoots.


Seems like the lad in Manchester is getting the Brunt of all this though :twisted:


DHL will be calling me by 5:00est today to inform me of the package dilema.


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I just shot this out to him:


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Dear Mr. Cole


As you read this email, you will notice that you have not “dead me yet”. I value my life, and appreciate the Governor and the Clique Mob has not visited me as of yet.


As you may also notice, there seems to be a problem with DHL, for they can not tell me the specifics of your anus. They will be calling me today to discuss this issue, and as soon as I know the results, so will you.


Please feel free to call me ASAP, x-xxx-xxx-xxxx. We need to speak about his situation.


Butch Driveshaft is the head of shipping, please ask for him when you call.


Your goods will arrive soon, please do not dead me times two.


Trust and understanding
Wilson Tarbuckles
Anus Products
x.xxx.xxx.xxxx
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Well, I have information on the shipment of the Anus Laptop package.


It seems it is not just my package that is in delay. It is in fact on route to Lagos, Nigeria but there are security delays for EVERY package going to Lagos.


So, without further hesitation, here is the call with a lovely DHL representative. I think she wants me

This can only mean 1 thing for me, “I will be dead by the time I die tonight.”


I’m not going to tell him right now of the reason that is in the audio, I’ll let him wonder what is going on.


Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you my biggest, funniest death threat:


Quote:
i do not believe you when you say is dhl problem and you did not geive me update i can tell by the male man you are you fraud us again and that will be 2 frauds in time so now we will do what i said and WILSON TARBUCKLES will be in torture with dead body and when you are dead i will kill you with death in hell over and over and you will remember the name COLE for the rest of your life and family too. do not try to run becos the govenor can catch whoever run because he is known for runing and you will be dead with torture when the gonenor catches you or the CLIQUE MOB. you do not have enogh smart to fraud us so do no try and fraud. ship my anus or send funds is only 1 option to die or death. you say you have a lot of anus box to ship us then you say there is one then the dhl is not there now so that is a fraud to us. we can see you we know you have the shirt on today and can see it. with shoes.do not look behind you becos death is there and you do not want to see death he is ugly and we call him the govenor.






Judging by this lad’s thought process; I’m starting to think that the composer of these emails is just 12 years old. If not, then he deserves to think this way.


That last sentence (if you can call it that) is a definite keeper. Only if I had room in my signature.


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***UPDATE***


It seems that I had a bandwidth problem myself last nice, but is all set now. All my media is back on, but I just closed the bandwidth a little bit.


from Cole.
Quote:
where is my fuking money you teif. This is your last chance or you are a dead man. i want all the money and anus for all the problem you have gace to me. my head ache from this business and dont want your business anymore. you think i may joke about the govenor and the CLIQUE MOB but they are real killers of death. FOR WILSON TARBUCKLE AND YOU WILL ALMOST DIE BEFOR TOU CAN EMAIL BACK CAUSE THAT IS HOW IT IS NOW. YOU HAVE CHOSE THE DETH AS YOUR WAY OF KLIFE AND THAT IS TO BAD FOR YOU AND FAMILY CAUSE NOW IT IS HERE
Quote:


COLE

I am taking a different twist. I wont be so nice, and it will only get worse.


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Dearest Cole,
Quote:


I have decided to keep the excess funds for myself.


You have put me thru a lot of stress IN THE PAST FEW WEEKS, and this is the least you can do for me.


Your box of Anus Laptops are stuck in OHIO, due to the fact that there is a big backup of Nigerian Parcels from an explosion in that particular department that is designated for LAGOS Shipments.


Another problem I have just realized is that I forgot to pack 2 of the laptops inside the box.


Please contact me ASAP so we can talk about the possible (but not likely) money transfer and these 2 laptops I have here for you.


I DO NOT WANT DEAD.


Sincerely Yours,
Wilson Tarbuckles
Senior Anus Man
x-xxx-xxx-xxxx

At this point, it would be nice if he gets the ANUS, but I rally want him to call. It would add to this bait greatly.


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* * * U P D A T E * * *

While I was away, the guys who were in the store said he has called several times.


Between the terrible connection, and his very rough english skills, they said it was a terrible experience.


I sure do hope he calls today, I have some things to say to him.


Here are just SOME of the death threats:


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you say that you are going to a meeting with why? cause you have our monry now you run ansd it wont work cause we are behind you and the clique has a new gun and not for use but for WILSON TARBUCKLEs. i will call you so we can get this going the governor will call you with death if you do not talk and send funds and anus and just remember the clique mob now follows you where you go even to your families house and they now you have a car

cole
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I AHVE CALLED YOU MANY TIMES AND YOU DO NOT ANSWER AND THEYSAY YOU ARE AWAY WITH MY MONEY SO NOW I WILL KEILL YOU WITH DEATH FROM THE GOVERNOR AND THE CLIQUE MOB WILL CHOP YOU UP AND SEND YOU IN THE TOYLET SO NO ONE CAN FIND YOU BECAUSE WE DO THIS RIGHT SO NO ONE CAN SEE YOUR DEAD BODY AND WHEN YOU ARE DEAD WE WILL LAUGH AT YOU CAUSE YOU DONT FRAUD US WE FRAUD YOUR DEAD BODYT!. GOVNER HAS BEEN TO YOUR HOUSE ALREADY AND KNOWS ALL ABOUT YOU SO WHEN DO YOU WANT TO LIVE BECUASE IT IS UP TO ME OR WHEN YOU DIE SO THE ONLY THING IS BEST IF YOU LIVE AND SEND THE FUNDS WE KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR HOUSE WITH THE TABLE AND LAMPS AND THE CAR WE SEE IT TOO A NEWER CAR NOT VERY OLD SO NOW THAT YOU KNOW US IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO FO WHT AWE WNAT TO BE DONE OR ELSE THE CLICQU WILL VISIT YOU IN THE SLEEP TONOGHT YOU WILL WAKE UP A DEAD MAN WILSON TARBUCKL

COLE
Quote:
i will make calls again today to see if you need life or death if this a fraud #3 expect harm #3 to you and your family becos the govenor is very upset now



It amazes me that he even has a small brain to think with.


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 * * * U P D A T E * * *


FINIALLY GOT HIM ON THE LINE!!


He sounds such like a little guy. It is hard to believe he is behind these emails. Maybe i'll ask to speak to one of the members of the Clique Mob, or the Governor next time.


This is 1 part of hopefully many calls.


I think this is just getting started.

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There are several who play in this scam, and this call proved it.


He wants me to talk to his client, which i'm sure will happen tomorrow I hope.


I was going to be more aggressive, but after hearing his tone of voice, I can tell this may drag on for some days, didn't want to burn him after all we have been thru'.


got this email not too long ago (which is a different lad altogether, has to be):


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I CALL YOU TONITE AND YOU YELL AT ME AND SAY FUK AND DONT YOU KNOW THAT THAT GOVNOR WAS OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE WEAITING FOR ME TO TELL HIM TO GO IN YOUR LUCKY I DID NOT CAUSE HE WEAS BRING THE NEW GUN FOR WILSON TARBUCKLE TOMORRW IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY WITH DEMANDS THE CLIQUE MOB WILL BE THERE TO DEAD YOU INSTEAD TO COME IN AND THEY DO NOT TAKE KNOW FOR ANSWER AND WE DO NOT WANT MORE GARBIGE JUST MONEY NOW

COLE
They really have to get rid of this Cole character who does the phone calls, he is spoiling the all frightening emails.


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* * * U P D A T E * * *


It seems he wants to let me keep some of the money, then transfer the rest.


He is talking even slower than the original call, and this coulod even be someone else. :?


I wish he could have stayed on the phone longer, i was just getting started


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I am dissapointed too by that lad.


I want the real stuff.


I want death threats on the phone.


I want the Governor and the Clique Mob to challenge Butch.


I didn't have enough time to ask for his phone# and his "clients" because he hung up.



:x :x :x


Quote:
just got this:


Hello i call your number and am really disapointed in the way one of your staff was speaking to me and he was shouting on, am really disapopinted in that your staff, i want you to know one thing about the laptops now that the client never paid me for that laptops and i have made somemany lost this year and i paid for the shipping with my money aswell.


Please i have send police to check his house for the laptops and they should get him arrested and i told him to call you has he call you?
I will try and call you today or you mail me caused am really short of money this time cause i have so many debt to pay now with alll this scam i have run to this year.
Once again, different lad. This is aggrevating.


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I serioulsy though that these would be over since I got my very tranquil calls from our very passionate audio recorded mugu.


It seems like his boss is being difficult with him, I wonder why?


Quote:
I AHVE NOT HERD FROM YOU IN DAYS SO NOW I KNOW YOU ARE A FRAUD AGIN SO NOW IT IS TIME TO DO IT. THE CLIQUE AND THE GOVENOR WILL BE BY IN YOUR HOUSE TOMORROW AND WILL ENTER INTO THE DOOR BECOS WE KNOW YOU HAVE 2 OF THEM. DO NOT TRY AND HIDE IN YOUR BEDROOM WITH BED BECOS NOW WE KNOW YOU HAVE THAT TOO SO WILL LOKK UNDER. IM SOORY TO THIS BUT IT IS YOU THAT MADE IT DONE SO NOW WE WILL DEAD YOU WITH ALL THE WAYS WE KNOW OVER AND OVER THEN U WILL DIE AGAIN. THE GOVNOR IS THE BEST AT DEAD AND WILL USE HIS BRIAN TO DO HIS DEAD ON YOU AND WE LEAVE YOU IN THE HOUS YOU LIVE IN NEAR YOU TABLE WE SEE. THE CHANCE YOUHAVE IS TO GIVE OUR MONEY BACK AND LAPTOPS TOO OR WE WILL ALL BE THERE WITH DEASTH. WILSON TARBUCKL YOU MUST BE DEAD NO BECOS OF THE FRAUDS TO US AND MY BOSS IS VERY ANGRY WITH ME BECOS OF YOU FRAUD NOW YOU WILL DIE.IF I SUFFER FROM BOSS THEN U WILL SUFFER DEAD WITH THE CLIQUE AND GOVENOR OF YOUR CITY.COLE



Ok, this is very spooky. He just sent me a picture of my house, and it was mine. He and 6 black men were standing in front of it.


Ok, maybe not. Boy, that wouldnt be good huh?


Anywho....


He sure does know alot about my furniture in my house. I lost track of all the things he knows about me.


I'll respond to him tomorrow.


I really need to talk to his Boss, his Client, or a member of the "Clique Mob" that is obviously in my area.



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At this point, the audio is super-boring.


The emails are some of the best I have ever recieved, but the audio dumps it back into the "boring category"


I need to speak to one of his other associates, if not, I may have to just show him the pics that and b&b have oriduced, along with the audio.


I got a few baits that I need to focus on, and if this keeps up with Mr. Vicodin I will have to dop him.



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I just shot this out at our humble lad:


Quote:
Dearest Cole.


After I have received your email, I quickly packed some belongings and head elsewhere so I could miss the Clique, and the Governor.


I will return home Monday, and would appreciate a call from your Client, or the Governor, so I can straighten this huge mistake out. It does not seem like we are getting much done, so I believe a phone call from one of them 2 would probably result in you receiving the cash, and laptops.


One more thing: As a favor, would it be possible for me to go home today quickly without anyone deading me? I forgot my insulin, and I really need to eat.


Without my insulin, I can get very anxious, and our conversation for Monday may be a difficult one, for I have a hard time marinating piece of mind.


Please, I need my insulin.


W. Tarbuckles
Anus Laptops, Inc.



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As I can not get in touch with the girl from DHL (which upsetts me to no end) I finally got another email from cole:


Quote:
THE DAY HAVE GONE BY AND NOW YOU HAVE TO GO. I DO NOT EMAIL ANY MORE AND YOU WILL FINILLY SEE THE CLIQUE AND THE GOVENOR BECUASE YOU DO NOT RUN ANUS LAPTOPS RIGHT. PREPARE TO BE DEAD AND NOW THERE IS NO TURN BACK BECUAE YOU ARE A FRAUD MAN AND WILL NO LONGER AND THE GOVENOR CANT WAIT TO DEAD YOU TODAY. COLE
So, I guess this is it.


May I rest in piece. For I will be deaded now.



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Just sent him this:


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Dearest love,


As it turns day to night, I feel a sense of loneliness. The Governor of my State, and the Clique mob has not dead me today.


I want to thank you for about the 11th time this month for not really really deading me. I know I deserve to be deaded, but I want to make it up to you.


I am willing to send you more Anus, and the money back that you have initalitially gave me.


Please review these modalities with your Boss (whom I need to speak to urgently) and get back to me ASAP.


Yours Forever,
Wilson Tarbuckles
Not Dead Yet
Anus Laptop, Inc.



I'll probobly get confirmation of acceptance of this offer, bundled with a death threat.


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DHL Aufio update:


Here it is, sad but nice at the same time.


He said he has the Anus Computer picture on the wall at DHL.


For a few secs in the middle the audio gets low, but recovers.

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I just checked my Wilson G-Mail, and low and behold, our friend has a message.


Quote:
WE HAVE BEEN BUSY WITH OTHER DEAD SO NOW YOU ARE NEXT TO BE AND NOW WE HAVE THE TOOLS TO GET WILSON TARBUCLES AND HERE HWE ARE. TOMRROW WE WILL DO THE DEAD OR IF NOT THEN YOU WILL SEND OUR MONEY BACK CAUE YOU FRAUS OUR COMPANY AND WE DO NOT TAKE FRAUDS LIKE NOTHING HAPEN. YOU HAVE UNTIL THE NIGHT TO DO WHAT YOU HAVE AND THEN THE GOVENOR AND THE CLIQUE MOB WILL VISIT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. MAKE SURE TO TELL YOUR FAMILY THEY WILL BE DEAD CAOUSE YOU ARE A FRAUD MAN. WE WLL HANG YOU IN THEMIDDLE OF THE CITY FOR ALL YOUE PEOPLE TO SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE AND THY DO NOT LIKE WILSON. SEND OUR MONEY VIA WESTERN UNION AND WE WILL NOT HAVE TO DO THE DEAD TO YOU.
COLE
If any of you need to find me tomorrow, I will be located in the middle of my city.


I now have a new favorite quote out of that dead threat.



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Thats it for now!

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Old November 14th, 2004, 03:06 PM
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Tomorrow i will persuade him to get another shipment, I do not want this one to die.
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SHIPMENT #3


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Originally Posted by Wilson Tarbuckles


Dearest Cole,


I have not heard from you lately, and have been wondering what has
been going on. We are a small company, and trying to make all of out customers
as happy as possible is our number 1 concern.


If you still need the laptops, please let me know I am ready to send them VIA
UPS. I do have the excess funds, and I do not like to talk about bank details on the
internet.


Please send UPS here as soon as possible for the Anus.


thanks,
Wilson Tarbuckles
www.AnusLaptops.com


his reply
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Originally Posted by COLE
ok, can you prepared another laptop for me and i will send ups to come and pick it up
from you and as soon as you have done this i want you to contact me. if you do not contact me, you will be a dead WILSON TURBUCKLES FROM THE CLIQUE MOBAND GOVENOR.-cole

Thats right folks, here we go again.


I will have pics, and hopefully some audio tomorrow.


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Old November 14th, 2004, 04:27 PM
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I will also get my "Sting Operation" back on track to.


A arrest would be nice, even better than getting "Butch'erd"


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