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are you ever going to reveal how the hell you managed to find cole again (and these pics)?
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tF, by chance did you search for Cole using his old name? I noticed in Cole v1, he called himself John in one of the emails.
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Exactly!

He also has another alias ***lton Cole. I think its milton.
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LOL!!!! Can't wait to see the burn AGAIN!
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coles going to need meds and therapy after this one
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So, who is going to volunteer to do the photo showing the Cole tattoo on their ass (not me)?
Do I get anything for having one on my arm?

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Ive been a little lazy with this, but we are starting to go back and 4th again.

Quote:
Originally Posted by John cole

hello steven,
i have not heard any thing from you since yesterday and i dont know what is really going on for now ,i taught the bix transcation has progress to the level that i should be expecting the final shipment from your organisation since you said the laptops and one demo nokia phone sample will be ship out today and you have not tell me exactly what is really going on.
you said it will be done this week an now im mad, and when im mad i wonder how long will it takes your company to send that to me,i do something fast ,i hate delaying in bix ok. send me my laptops or else. let hear back from you soon
staybless with you please.
thanks
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I like how he is starting to get upset

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Originally Posted by Randal

I am not sure what is taking the international
department so long to send you the laptops.

If I do not get this clearance paperwork by the end of today, I
will force the transaction through.

Will you be able to send DHL to my location one day
next week?

Let me know this today.

Randall
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I admit, I have been a lazy baiter lately. I usually have 2 baits going strong, but with my laziness, and the store, been tuff.

Anywho, things have worked out perfectly with John Cole and I, and the 1st and maybe LAST shipment to him will be THIS Friday, September 23rd.

I did not want to give him my address, he would know it was Butch and Wilson again. So I let him choose the facility (3 major ones in the USA) that he would send DHL too.

Anywho, as you can read below, he chose Rhode Island. Thats neat. I told him to send DHL to a location that was not mine, but a friends business.

I then talked to the DHL driver that is on that route (which is my route as well), that when he has a pickup Friday for "The Laptop Company" at such and such address, thats for me, and to come here instead.

He agrees (he knows what freight baits are )

Here are the last email exchanges:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Randall

I am not sure what is taking the international
department so long to send me these 2 pieces of
paperwork.

If I do not get this paperwork by the end of today, I
will force the transaction through.

Will you be able to send DHL to my location one day
next week?

Let me know this today.
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Originally Posted by John Cole

> hello,
> thanks for your reply to me and i have been waiting
> for the paper works from you since.well since you
> told me that the package will be ship out on the
> 16th of septmember which will be friday tommorrow
> morining .i dont really know what is going on for
> now and this transcation is taking too long for now
> .the other time you told me that you will ship the
> package to me through DHL and now you asking me to
> send DHL down to your location by next week .i want
> to tell you that i dont have DHL ACCOUNT and how
> do we want us to go about all this now.
> if your company really want to transact with me
> they shuold let me know by now.how many weeks will
> it takes them to send the international paper work
> to me and send it back to them.steven all you ask me
> to do with the instruction of your company and i
> think i have do abide to the regulation and i see no
> reason why they keep things more difficults like
> this.
>
> i will want to know if they are going to ship the
> package out tommorrow or not.
> i wait for your reply now.
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Originally Posted by Randall

John,

Unfortunatly we can not pay for the shipping
ourselves.

This is too big of a risk for us. the only way that we
can finish this up, is for you to get DHL to come to
my location.

The laptops are ready to be shipped, along with the
free demo Nokia Phone.

You need to be serious about being a reseller of our
product.

I am very surprised you do not have an account
already.

You need to work on this.
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> hello,
> thanks for your reply and i am more happy fr your
> urgent reply now and i have work on the DHL ACCOUNT
> NUMBER and more so,i will need the name of your
> company and the address so that DHL can come to
> pick the laptops and phone up from you .even you
> will fill the airwaybill and also you get the
> shipment tracking number from them once they come to
> pick it up from you ok.
> i will wait for your reply now.so that i can do
> the pick up very fast today
> thanks
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Originally Posted by Randall

I am glad that you have came to your senses.

I would hate to see this business go to waste becuase
you do not have a DHL account.

You know as well as I, that this business for us can
be a great one, and I would not like it disturbed
because you do not have a shipping account.

We have 6 facilities in the US, and 3 of them are the
release points for the laptops.

We have a distribution center in Mississippi, Texas,
and Rhode Island (the biggest factory).

Let me know which one you would like the laptops
distributed from.

Thanks, and take care.
Quote:
Originally Posted by John Cole

> hello steven,
> how is your day overthere and i have not heard from
> you since three days back ,i sent you and email and
> you did not responde back.i have my DHL ACCOUNT with
> me here.i want to prepare the shipment label so dat
> ican forward it to you .i will be waiting ofr the
> name of your company and address ok.
> i wait for your reply nowok.
> takecare of yourself.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Randall

Good Day John!

I'm glad to see you have a DHL account. this is great
news.

I did not hear back from you since my last email, that
is why you did not hear back from me, I was waiting
for you.

I have told you the name of our comapny before, im
surprised you do not have it. It was also on top of
the paperwork you filled out.

Here is the information for you to give DHL

company name: THE LAPTOP COMPANY, INC.
street: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
city: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
state: RHODE ISLAND
zip: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I will inform the processing department on your DHL
account, and let you know what day THIS WEEK to send
them here.

Great News!
Randall

p.s. I got your message this morning that you called
and left a message with some type of IP relay system?
Quote:
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hello steven,
i am very happy to hear from you again.well at initial stage of this business transcation with you ,i taught you will not be serious with me and that is why i have being doing like that before.you remeber i told you someone in usa used my pics for tatoo all sort of bad things like that, and that is the reson why i dont want to give out my pic but i am now confidently in you .you are not business man to me but we are a brothers now forget if you come from usa and i come from nigeria.
i want to tell you some thing about me,i have my fiancee in usa living in south dakorta her name is valerie and we will be getting marry soon and like wise my cousin also living in atlanta goergia.i am now feel good about you and you have encourage me and you have sohwn as a good bizman ,i will continue to appreciate you the more and more.keep doing good ok.
i do call you on ip so that ican speak with you but fortunately no one pick up and ity was on answering machine dat is why i left message for you.
i am very happy for our biz transcation with you.i will do the DHL PICKUP today and they will come to pick the laptops and my cellphone up from them by wednesday morining ok.once i do the pickup today,i will forward you the information so dat they will get to know the actaul time they will come to pick it up from them ok.i will want you to give distribution centre my shipping address ok.
i will reply you as soon as i do the pickup ok.
thanks
takecare of yourself.
john.
I will decorate a garbage can with his old photos he sent me (over 40), and fill the garbage can with packing material, then put 1 custom Anus Laptop inside it.
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I'd put a bucketpic of me on the line against tF getting two shipments out of this guy, but that doesn't even seem like a bet. He'll fucking lose it when he sees all the old pictures, and that'll be it, that's practically guaranteed.

This is going to be a lot of fun to watch unfold.
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hes done it before .. 3 times infact .. who knows he might get another
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No, not this time. Not after Cole finds out it's Butch fucking him over again. Even with as stupid as he is, I think even he will catch on to it. ESPECIALLY with all the old pictures.

There will only be one shipment. This, I put a bucketpic on the line for. And starting a second (third, now) bait under two more different names doesn't count. tF needs to get two shipments as Randall to Cole or all bets are off.

As great as tF is, I think this bait will have hit the wall after this.

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I'll tell you what, I'll try for 2.

Im not sure how the fuck im going to explain how "butch" was able to get the pics on the garbage can, but i'll try.

He has mentioned on several occasions about "some american" who fucked him over. When he finds out it's the SAME american, and he fucked him again, who knows what his outbox can bring.
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This is good drop me a PM if you need another person for a conference call.

Cant wait to see how this turns out.
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OK, Cole is going to send us a "Thank You" card!
-----------------------------------------------
John Cole: how are you to day
randallstevens: ok
randallstevens: Can you send me a "thank you" card so my boss is happy with me? I'll end you an extra Nokai phone.
randallstevens: Nokia.
John Cole: so dat i can speak with you and i taught you have gone and i have already email you now
randallstevens: I just emailed you right now.
John Cole: yes i will send out the card tommorrow if you can fulfiled your promise dat you will send the nokia to by friday aswell too
randallstevens: thanks so much!!~!!!
randallstevens: Of couse I will.
randallstevens: You can send the card to the same location, if my boss see the "Thank You" card, he'll be happy with me.
randallstevens: Im trying to be teh BEST sales on teh company.
randallstevens: Yuo know what, you do that, and I'll send you 2 more.
randallstevens: I promise
John Cole: wow that is nice of you
John Cole: i will send the card on your name ok
randallstevens: If you give me the tracking number to teh thank you card, i'll make sure I send 2 nokia video phones.
randallstevens: Yes, my name will be good
randallstevens: I'll email you in a minute, to tell you what to write to me in the card, so it looks good!
randallstevens: Thanks so much John, you are helping me alot here.
John Cole: dont worry,i will send it out through our courier service here in nigeria ok
randallstevens:
randallstevens: Damn, its 10:30
randallstevens: its time to go
randallstevens: Can i call you tmorrow?
randallstevens: let me knwo what time
John Cole: steven are you going to add the 2 nokia phones to my package on friday
randallstevens: yes, you will have 3 in total
randallstevens: dont worry
randallstevens: just make sure to send me the tracking number for the card
randallstevens: so i know
John Cole: what brand of nokia phones
randallstevens: and when DHL comes to the factory Friday, I'll give you the tracking number too.
randallstevens: Nokia 3700 video phone I believe
randallstevens: I dont know too much about the phones, because I do laptops
John Cole: nokia 3700 i think is it a new product?
randallstevens: they are very new
randallstevens: not many places have them
randallstevens: we get them from China
John Cole: ok icc
randallstevens: they alway have the new stuff, I dont kwo why
John Cole: i want to ask one question from you
randallstevens: no problem
randallstevens: i have to be fast though
randallstevens: its after 10:30
randallstevens: and they are closing soon
John Cole: pertaining to our biz transaction
randallstevens: ok
John Cole: after i sell 10 laptops ship to me will you do me a favor to cash some check
randallstevens: Well I dont know
John Cole: for the next transaction
randallstevens: i dont know abut that. I do laptops, not check cashing.
randallstevens: but, ill think about it, if I can make some money too with it.
John Cole: ok, that is biz, so sure, you have 10 perfents
John Cole: and maybe i give u 6 of them
randallstevens: Ill think it over after I get the "thank you" card!
randallstevens: i could use the extra cash though
randallstevens: we'll see.
John Cole: i am excited for this biz, i know this will be good for me and my locatin
randallstevens: ill email you later
randallstevens: they are shutting lights off
John Cole: ok
John Cole: bye
randallstevens: i gotta go john, very sorry
randallstevens: have a good night bye
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This is gonna kick ass!! I wish we could see his dumb ass face when he opens the box!! tF: How heavy are going to make the shipment? 80, 90, 100 lbs??
Maybe you can send him some dirt, labeled as "South Dakota Dirt," so he can feel closer to his "fiancee"!!



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kts, i'm gonna send him a trash can, with all of his old pics from last year taped to it. Inside the can will be 1 custom Anus Laptop.

Here is how the card will be:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Randall

Hey John!

I want to thank you so much, sending me that "Thank
You" card will help me out, like I said, I am trying
to be the best here, and after I show my boss that,
I'll be all set!

You can use the same address for that card.

If you can, just write a few simple things, like:
"THANKS FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE"

I also have given you a rebait on the items (a
discount of about $750) so if you can also mention

"I NEEDED THIS REBAIT, THANKS SO MUCH"

If you can, draw a lil laptop somewhere, it will be
cute.

Add whatever you want to the card, I dont care at all!

When I see that you gave me the tracking number, I'll
have the shippind department add 2 of the nokia phones
to the shipment.

John, thanks so much again!

Randall

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Solution

TF, I think I have the solution for you.

I don't know if this would work but it might. The risk is that he becomes suspicious and doesn't pick up the package.

Contact him the day after the shipment has gone out and tell him that there was some kind of sabotage with the order and tell him that you will fix any problem once he gets the package.

Tell him that someone broke into the fulfillment center but you have no reason to believe that the International shipments were tampered with as they are in a special locked room where only the night watchman has the key to.

Then once he gets it explain how if he pays for the shipping the next time you will include a money order for the purchase amount, two shipments, plus all the materials.

Maybe the scan of a "police report" would put his mind at ease and he will send DHL a second time. The police report would indicate that Butch Driveshaft was sentenced to 10 years in prison for tampering with interstate/international freight.

What do you think?

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What do you think about telling him you mistakenly packaged your wallet with several hundred dollars and your cc's in it and if he could please pick up the package and send it back to you. Tell him he can keep the money just send you back the cc's because you dont want someone to fraud your cards.
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No way you will get two shipments!!

Okay tF, I will promise you a 100% risky free bucketpic if you get two shipments. I am continually surprised by what you are able to do, and I have been wrong before when it came to your baiting powers :-) Still two shipments to our buddy cole, no f*cking way!!
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Can you get hold of some old phones were the receiver is attached to a cable - cut the cable and send him just the receiver part label it as NOKIa and he will have 3 mobile phones ;-)
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I'll tell you what, I'll try for 2.

Im not sure how the fuck im going to explain how "butch" was able to get the pics on the garbage can, but i'll try.

He has mentioned on several occasions about "some american" who fucked him over. When he finds out it's the SAME american, and he fucked him again, who knows what his outbox can bring.
How about, pack a personal note from Butch, telling Cole he got canned at Anus Laptops for all the fucking around he did on Cole's previous orders, and he is now the shipping manager for "The Laptop Co" In their Rhode Island plant and still messing with COle because of all the problems Cole caused him.... then Randall can go ballistic, and tell Cole he isn't going to do anything about Butch right now, but send DHL again to "one of the other distribution points" where Butch can have no chance to fuck with the shipment. If he balks, then tell him you really don't believe that good old Butch did that to him, the serial #'s shippped aren't in the warehouse so he must have goten them, get a picture with the oods to prove what he got... and just roll from there. I'm sure Randall can take care of his 'brother' and make things right after the evil, dastardly Butch screws the deal.....
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Did I miss how this Mugu was planning on paying for the first 10 laptops that Randall was sending?

I only wish we could video Cole's reaction when he opens the package. I wish we could get him to set up some type of streaming video. You could say you are making a commercial and will pay them royalties or some such rubbish.

How awesome it would be to see his sorry sad face as he unpacks a trash can full of his own pictures and a custom ANUS laptop.

Oh the Humanity

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@ raptor: LOL! I was thinking of a similar plot. But I gots an idea that would almost guarantee 3 shipments (which would likely translate into 4 or maybe even 5 in tF's able hands).

Whatever the case, I'm certain Cole will end up being "Eddified"- one way or the other.
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I may be able to get 1 or 2 more, we'll see, but I can't promise.

Here's today's emailings so far:

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Originally Posted by John Cole
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Originally Posted by John Cole
hello,
you siad i should send the card to the rhode island but you are in new york.how do you get it to show it to your boss why dont you give me your address in new york to send it to you overthere ok.
i wait for your reply now.
thanks


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Because I want him to see it, dont you understand
that?

If it comes firectly to me, he wont see it.

After he gts it, Ill have someone at that facility
mail it to me.

If you cant do it, let me know please.

Please do this ASAP, I will really enjoy him seeing
that card.

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A thought tF.

When you email him the tracking number can you work it in that Nigrian shipments have to go throught ANUS Laptops. Maybe he won't catch on to the name. So when he receives the garbage can you have a way out and a way in for a 2nd or 3rd or ....
I hope this works cause I love seeing member bucket shots!!
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Actually, by the time the crap hits the fan, I should have Cleavage Consulting on its final site... so you can claim to have contacted through Cleavage, who is of course an ANUS partner.

That might get you a few more shipments.
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I have a few ideas on how to get maybe 2 shipments out, I'll caugh of the information after the 1st one hits.

The Card will be out tomorrow!

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hello steven,
this is a great news for you now ,i have instructed my personal assistant to send you the greeting card to you thorugh the address you given to me.he will send it to rhode island ok and for your boss to see it that you have been working with customers ok.my PA will send it out by tommorrow morining becuase i will write something inside it for you to commend your good customer relation with me ok.
i will give you the airwaybill number tommorrow ok .please i will want you to confirm the additional two nokia phones you promise me making three number of the nokia camera phones you are sending to me .i will present two of the phones to my customers ok.
i will reschdule the pickup from dhl by thurday morining so dat they can come to pick the laptops and the phones up from friday morining ok.
i wait for your reply ok.
thanks
takecare of yourself.
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i will write something inside it for you to commend your good customer relation with me ok.
see, everyone knows tF aims to please and certainly doesn't dissapoint!
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Yeah, Butch is the one that disappoints. Five times over.

Soon to be six.
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Yeah, Butch is the one that disappoints. Five times over.

Soon to be six.
Who's disapointed? Surely you don't mean the TSB community. If you're refering to the lads I think "Perturbed" is a better word than "dissapointed"
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Who's disapointed? Surely you don't mean the TSB community. If you're refering to the lads I think "Perturbed" is a better word than "dissapointed"
I absolutely do not mean this community. tF is amazing.

I meant he disappoints the mugus. Well, the first couple times they are disappointed, then they get fuming mad, then scared for their lives once their boss gets in on it... lol.
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Who's disapointed? Surely you don't mean the TSB community. If you're refering to the lads I think "Perturbed" is a better word than "dissapointed"
LOL come on TB, with Butch involved, perturbed is a bit mild don't ya think? I would think "so friggin pissed off they can't see straight" might even be a bit too mild..
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LOL come on TB, with Butch involved, perturbed is a bit mild don't ya think? I would think "so friggin pissed off they can't see straight" might even be a bit too mild..

especially after a rebait!!
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As many of you already said, I too like the idea of involving Butch in this bait.
The option of making Butch a employee of Randall is tempting, but he could also be the "Boss" to recieve the card at the Rhode Island department
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WOW, Cole is back..... Ive kinda missed him.

If he falls for 2 freight baits he has to get his head sorted.

Go to town on him and bring on the dead threats.
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John Cole is on the phone!

He wants to ship me goods, then I can ship them to him.

Little does he know, when the good get here, they will be going back to the sender

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

John (10:18:03 AM): hello steven i am very sorry dat my phone

couldnt get through and it was a storm that happen in my area that cause

the network failure in my destination and i think everything will be okay

today.you can try to call me by 9.00pm in nigeria time
John (10:18:25 AM): we are 6 hours different from NEWYORK
John (10:21:20 AM): I have good news for you ,i have instructed

my PA to send you the CARD to you .it was an interesting card i bought

for you."it says thanks a million to you indeed"
John (10:21:20 AM): i will be expecting your call today ok
John (10:21:20 AM): have a nice day overthere
John (10:22:28 AM): my PA use my our local post office to send

you the greeting card ok .this is the tracking number now xxxxxxxxxxxxxx NG
John (10:23:19 AM): you should be expecting the card in 6 days

time ok
randalstevens (10:27:20 AM): Hy, John, how are you?
John (10:27:38 AM): i am right here cool\
John (10:27:49 AM): did you get my message i sent to you now
randalstevens (10:27:57 AM): I really do appreciate you sending me

that card. I will instruct shipping to send you 2 more phones, thanks so

much.
randalstevens (10:28:09 AM): how do i check the tracking?
John (10:28:24 AM): wow this is great steven
randalstevens (10:28:35 AM): You will have 3 phones in all.
John (10:28:56 AM): wow this is great my good friend
randalstevens (10:29:12 AM): As far as payment for the laptops, how

will you pay in 30 days? Check? Credit Card>
John (10:30:23 AM): well i can make payment through my check

becuase i dont use master or visa card here in nigeria and it is only

valu card we use overhere
randalstevens (10:30:50 AM): No problem, I just need to fill out some

paperwork, thats all.
randalstevens (10:31:12 AM): When will your phone be on? I was given

persmission to call you, but I have had no luck.
John (10:31:30 AM): you are welldone man for your good job and

you deserve to be credit on your job
John ((10:32:30 AM): ok steven can you call me now on my PA phone

now
randalstevens (10:33:40 AM): the same phone number?
randalstevens (10:34:35 AM): hello John, do I call the same number?
randalstevens (10:35:01 AM): Ok, i will be in touch with you in 2hrs

time, I have to go.
randalstevens (10:35:06 AM): There is someone here for me.
randalstevens (10:35:08 AM): Take care
John (10:40:36 AM): hello
John (10:40:39 AM):
John ((10:40:44 AM): are you there
John ((10:41:18 AM):
randalstevens (2:05:27 PM): Once again I have been trying your

number, and all I get is a recording that says "The number you have

dialed has been turned off'
randalstevens (2:05:31 PM): Let me know when to call.
John ((2:22:29 PM): hello
John ((2:22:31 PM):
John ((2:22:36 PM): are you there
John ((2:22:59 PM): you can call me by 9:00pm here in nigeria time

ok
John ((2:23:07 PM): i wait for your call
John ((2:23:29 PM): when you call me previously my pphone was

charging and the battery was low
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He tells me he is sending out 2 cards, how nice of him!

This is a much differnt Cole then the 1st bait. Im leading to believe there is only 1 man in this crew now, becuase of the last problems with his freight bait last year
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Man... I read through all the other "Cole" baits... to the end... and the CSR was HILARIOUS!!!

Now I understand what you guys meant by suspense and the agony of waiting!! I may also consider a bucket pic if tf can get 2 shipments... and try to talk my family into it also if he can get 3...

BTW tf... you're genius... pure evil genius!! I can only hope to one day join the ranks with or near your level in scam-baiting... (I said hi in the new person's thread)